Azariah Southworth grew up in a Pentecostal home where Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Paul and Jan Crouch and Oral Roberts were the standards in television viewing habits. According to Azariah, his parents were so strict, he couldn’t eat Lucky Charms because the product had the word "lucky" on it.

I’m not sure what powers of evil the word "lucky" is supposed to have, but Azariah is on the road to become a well-balanced Christian who doesn’t fear Lucky Charms…or any product manufactured by the General Mills Corporation.

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